
My mum got snapchat, I’m not even joking, She sent me a photo of her butt cheeks saying ‘crack lol’
I can’t handle this.


Relevant, my Facebook feed is full of it.
I went to the science museum yesterday with Jessie just to get away for the day. We went to the V&A too and then wondered around Harrods and Oxford street! If you want to see how stupid we are follow my vine - girlsgotafacelikemurder
XO
I’m so desperate to go back to Florida or New York I’m considering selling literally everything I own. Or becoming a hooker.
Better sleep on this decision.